Well, via this excellent Shoals post, we were introduced into the video of an angry Darko's diatribe after Serbia's loss to Greece in the Euros on Tuesday.  Here's the video:

So one of the benefits of working for an international organization is that we have tons of regional departments, with employees of all types of different backgrounds.  I asked two of my friends of former Yugoslavian origins to translate the video for me (because f*ck trusting some stranger on the internet).

The Croatian girl gave this translation:

"It's hard to translate the cussing because it doesn't translate well in English...basically he said fuck the referees, they weren't referring properly or calling the right shots...I'll fuck their mothers, daughters etc...they can all go up their Italian mother's pussy...I guess the refs were from Italy?  It's hilarious!" 

Not bad.  Here's the Serbian guy's translation:

I was just reading about this yesterday... apparently the refs in the Serbia vs. Greece game were heavily favoring the Greeks... that's actually not that uncommon in European championship play, to make those accusations (or to actually have it happen).

Serbian curses are extreme and cannot be literally translated, because we say stuff that doesn't make sense in English.  But if you were to do a literal translation, it would go like:

Darko: "These 3 $hithead referees robbed us, that's what happened, I'm gonna fuk em up all 3 of them, mothafukas all 3 of them, fuk your mom conceded Italian biatch, that's all I have to say...

Reporter: "Darko, relax, impressions of the game...

Darko: "He's a $hithead man, $uck my *ick a little, write that down, all 3 of them, the first, second and the third, I don't give a fuk who they are, write that down."

Reporter: "you guys really fought in there..."

Darko: "Fought? Those muthafukas didn't whistle anything they $hitted their pants, I'm gonna fuk his wife... if he has a daughter her too... they didn't make any calls..."

You get the idea...  Serbia's finest

Now that's more like it!  The best response was from another coworker on the e-mail chain, who responded:

"...ala Jason Whitlock I blame HipHop for Darko's behavior!"

Indeed.  In all seriousness, Darko must be even more pissed off today - Serbia got knocked out the tournament last night, and he's looking at a huge fine and possible lengthy suspension from international play....


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[September 6, 2007 4:15 PM]  |  link  |  reply
MODI said

I LOVE IT! I never knew that Dark had so much fire!!!!

Okay, I simply cannot believe that the last part was translated correctly... "if he has a daughter, her too"!

I simply CANNOT believe that Darko said this?

Imagine if he said this in an NBA game? David Stern would have him suspended through 2020!

[September 6, 2007 4:34 PM]  |  link  |  reply
MODI said

SML, I just gave Free Darko a piece of my mind for missing this Darko outburst! Now I've got some leftovers for you!

I looked at your link up at the top and you obviously had your first title: Darko will "RAPE" your Entire Family. Then, upon further consideration, you pulled back. While it was surely the more responsible title, I just wanted to go on record to acknowledge that you are, well, a pussy!

Now granted, I wouldn't have used "rape" either, but that's not the point! The moral of the story here is that you THOUGHT it and then wussed out!

Thanks for listening.

[September 6, 2007 5:44 PM]  |  link  |  reply
stopmikelupica said

Ah, you caught me. I did think twice. After all, Darko never mentioned forciful f*cking the refs, their mothers, daughter, and various other kin. Certainly one could argue that they might willingly submit to the manliness that is Darko.

But, yes... I am a pussy. Nice catch - I doubt most people would have noticed that!

[September 6, 2007 11:18 PM]  |  link  |  reply
MODI said

...Jason Whitlock blames you being a pussy on all your hip-hop video links...

[September 7, 2007 5:40 AM]  |  link  |  reply
Ricky - Sixers4guidos said

you beat me to it, my friend, kudos

I wanted to make this post but couldn't find time, and mostly I wouldn't have had the capability to post the video

yes, the translations are correct but it's difficult to have a proper version of those insults in english

in a serbian forum where I post there is a topic about this and it's 10 pages long, it cracks guys up...

I watched tha game and refs really f'd Serbia up, no bs

[September 9, 2007 3:50 AM]  |  link  |  reply
Marko said

The translation above is correct. Way to go Darko!!! Finally someone had the balls to say the truth about the referees. They are always protecting the bigger countries like Greece, Spain France...
I was so angry myself on Wednesday when Slovenia played against France. It was so clear that France was supposed to win. Altough it was almost funny what the referees did our team still managed to win which wasn't the case for Serbia and I feel sorry for them.




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